A quick post from Cayman Islands. We arrived yesterday and it is perfect here! Unlike New York City and the -16 degrees, Cayman Islands is 27 degrees and gives us perfect blue water and white beaches instead of New York who gave us a cold and the flu.
I am currently laying on the beach
and it is already clear to me that I need to step up my tanning game. The woman in front of me (the one with the neon colored Furla bag) is the perfect tanner. She has all the required tools, tanning spray, tanning oil, a neon colored bag and bikini, cigarettes, Pink playing on the iPod, and blond bleached hair in a high hair style that would make even Amy Winehouse proud. She is one of the so called tanning queens who probably spent all of her vacations on a beach.
The more I look at her the more amateur I feel in my white, pale winter skin and my three year old bikini. Luckily I have a week on the beach, so who knows – maybe I’ll end up as the new tanning queen?